Tuesday, 23 May 2017

IGBO men and wiseness





An igbo man can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside *'GET TREATMENT FOR 500 Naira - IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK 2000 Naira A white man thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 2000 Naira and goes to the clinic... *White man:* "I have lost my sense of taste" *igbo man:* "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" *White man:* "Urgh..this is kerosene *igbo man:* "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 500 Naira The annoyed white man goes back after a few days to recover his money... *White man:* "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" *igbo man:*"Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" *White man (annoyed):* "This is kerosene You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" *igbo man:* "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 500 naira The fuming white man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 2000 Naira *White man:* "My eyesight has become very weak" *igbo man:* "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 2000 Naira *White man (staring at the note):* "But this is 500 Naira, not 2000 Naira *igbo man:* "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 500 Naira Naira You can't beat an igbo man! .igbo kwenu! Iyaaa!!
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